The Japanese Are Buying!: Is Iron Man Using Ironman Foot Health ...

Is Iron Man Using Ironman Foot Health Club?

Ironman-club? Is this something to do with Iron man? I don't think so, but you never know. This could be some new gadget that Iron man has invented. He's a smart guy. I know it doesn't look like hi-tech; it's very low tech. Probably, he's seriously worrying about the global warming and trying to save the world by cutting CO2 emissions and all that. So, he has decided to go green and be kind to the environment. He's not going to waste anymore energy and natural resources! He'll fight the bad guys with environmentally friendly ways.?

Then, I translated the product page into English and it says: "Ironman Foot Health Club." It sounds like a football team but it's nothing to do with football, or the Americans call it: Soccer. It's just a health and fitness product. Don't say "just." It's disrespectful! It's a great invention. Pay some respect! Okay, so I'll try it: "It's a...health and fitness product." Is that all?

I think so. What else is there? It's simple to use; you just step on it. This is even easier to use! They say that the key to a good health is stimulating the blood flow from the sole, and you'll soon feel lighter. This is not what they say, but I think you'll feel too light - weightless! You may even feel that you could fly. Yes, fly like Iron man! Look. He's flying from the sole! He must be stepping Ironman Foot Health Club everyday to stimulate the blood flow and maintain the fire power, you know.?

Source: http://thejapanesearebuying.blogspot.com/2012/09/is-iron-man-using-ironman-foot-health.html

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